It's so funny to sit here and look for work in the industry. You'd think there would be tons of creative and fun things to submit yourself for, and to be fair I do see a lot of interesting and thought-provoking (and sometimes funny) projects, but for the most part they seem to be not for me and pretty typical. I can always tell within 1 or 2 sentences if things are for me or not and it's pretty funny the stuff I see in a day.
"This story is about a down-and-out porn star---" NEXT
"Seeking a tall, blonde---" NOPE
"Needed: model with hairy legs for commercial. Please send pictures of your hairy legs--" Nuts, and I JUST shaved this morning.
"Must be comfortable around large pit bulls and--" OH GAWD
"Must be at least 5'10-5'11 and weigh 110 pounds--" Dear lord I don't meet either of those and if people do they should probably be hospitalized.
"Need someone 4'10 or shorter--" SO CLOSE! Dammit, what if I slouch the whole time would that work?
"Must be comfortable with intimate kissing scenes, full frontal nudity, full nudity from behind, simulated sex scenes, laying in a pool of fake blood for 2-3 hours, No pay--" ............
I guess I'll just keep looking until someone needs a short, curly haired, Italian girl of an appropriate weight for her height with a quirky face and spunky personality. Or until I can get paid for laying in pools of fake blood naked for 3 hours.