"Vacation" or "I Hope I Don't Ride the Train for 9 Hours Instead of 3"

That is my one hope for vacation.  Although if I did ride it for 9 hours instead of 3 they would probably give me my money back (again) which means I would have the chance to take another possibly 9 hour trip for free.  Which means I might again ride the train for 9 hours, resulting in them probably giving me my money back (again) which means I would have the chance to take another ---

MORGAN, COME BACK!  SHE'S STUCK IN A LOOP!

See you all in 9 days.